With the subtle scent of mango and beechwood we you can pretend you are lounging away in the tropics instead of sitting in your PJs in your basement waiting on that next status meeting to start on Zoom. We love you Coast Guard. You're like the Navy, only not. The butt of so many military jokes but you always keep your chin held high; and why shouldn't you? You're the only branch that constantly serves in an activated, real world capacity round the clock. We know because you mention it every time you're the butt of a military joke. But seriously, keep on trucking, your sacrifices are not forgotten and are always appreciated. You protect the homeland while other branches fight on foreign shores, so hats off to you Coast Guard, and please - go save that crab fisherman that fell off the boat.